A Note to Mexican Males Between 15 and 26 Years Old

It's not necessary to wear a white "wife beater" shirt and tan khaki pants EVERY DAY. You can wear this outfit once or perhaps twice a week and still get away with it. On the other days of the week, you are permitted to wear a normal T-shirt, preferably with offensive language and smelling like weed. You can wear black jeans or dark blue jeans. Absolutely NO LIGHT COLORED BLUE JEANS WILL BE TOLERATED!! You will be immediately jumped by yo homies if you are caught wearing light color jeans, sweat pants, shoes that are not cool enough, a hat of a team that someone doesn't like, or any type of sweater. Hoodies are highly recommended if you plan to wear any type of shirt which may be considered humorous.