Sunday, July 23, 2006
So I went to the Renaissance Festival yesterday. I go every year actually. At least for the last 3 years. It's basically a re-creation of a villiage in medieval times. There are many vendors selling items many of which are of their own making. There are many many food vendors nearly all of which are of their own making. However, do not get the "smothered burrito". I ordered one and it turned out to be a goddamned microwave Juan's burrito with some crappy hot sauce on it. After hours of research, I've come to find out that they didn't have mexican food in old town England back in medieval times. If they actually did, it's not well documented and obviously the recipes didn't survive the trek through the generations. Ahhh well. I had FOUR of the famous "Steak on a Stake". They are soooo good. They wouldn't tell me what kind of seasoning they use. Bastards. I also had some Lynchbourg Jack Daniel's Lemonade. Great stuff. They also have great pizza there which I wasn't aware existed back then. Lestat bought himself a bow and arrow. I have no idea how he knew they were going to have bows and arrows there. We told him that if he bought it right away that we weren't going to carry it around for him all day so he might as well wait until we were on our way out. He insisted he buy it right away so that's what we did. Not 10 minutes later he wanted me to carry it for him. I explained to him that I would not carry it but he did not have to carry it either. He became confused. I explained to him that he had the option of storing it in the garbage can and on the way out he could get it out of the garbage can and take it home. He thought about it briefly then decided that it would not be the best option. He carried it the rest of the day without much fuss. He was good all day. The only thing he did that upset his mother was that he threw away one of those orange ice things. They were sharing it. He decided for them both that they were done eating it and he threw it away while she wasn't looking. I thought it was pretty funny. She did not. I must say I was highly satisfied with the food I had. I was very happy with it. I will be sure to go there again next year. Some how, I spent 120 bux there. I'm not sure where the money all went. I know some went to my Steaks on a Stakes. Some went toward food and drink for Lestat and Juanita. As for the rest, I have no clue. It disappeared. Ahh well. We all had a good time. The only thing of concern that popped up was a very odd smell coming from my car's engine compartment. I have no idea what it is. All my fluids are full and there are no leaks. I'm thinking it might be an animal that crawled up there and died because the smell can be easily detected after the car had been off for several hours. Even the next day it continues to bother my senses. I have some car maintenance scheduled for Wednesday. Perhaps they'll discover the culprit then. Out.
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