Worst TV Shows
5) Extra/The Insider. I couldn’t give a goddamned shit less about the private lives of celebrities. I enjoy TV and I enjoy movies. I don’t enjoy hearing about their hobbies or goings on about town. Click.
4) Sex in the City. I was fine with this show when it was only on HBO and I didn’t have HBO so it had no effect on me at all. Now it’s syndicated on national TV and it’s gotta go. How do you take a woman whose face looks like a foot (thanks Peter Griffin) and give her a TV show about middle aged hookers and have millions of lonely women fall in love with the show? This show is simply outright crap. Click
3) Any show that has that girl Raven in it. You weren’t cute when you were a little kid. You’re at an age now where you hang out on TV sets with younger kids and that makes you feel like a grown up but you’re fat and you’re ugly. Go get a job doing something else and stop making my TV screen ugly. Click.
2) America’s Got Talent. No they don’t. David Hasselhoff was cool when he was Michael Knight and he drove around in Kitt. Well actually just Kitt was cool. Brandy. You suck. You’ve always sucked. I think you were on a TV show that sucked and in some movies that sucked. Your music sucks. Then there’s some Brit guy that’s in all of these judging shows nowadays. How the FUCK do you take 3 no talent ass clowns that have no idea where they are or what they are doing and then actually have them JUDGE talent of other people? What the hell is going on here? Anyway…Click.
1) Desperate Housewives. I can’t in all good conscience devote more than a single sentence to my review of this show. Click.
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