Iraqis...

This just in! A bunch of Iraqis were scared because there was a rumor about a possible suicide bomber in the area, which could maybe have killed 5-15 people, so they all ran and trampled each other to get across a bridge, killing 695 people. So, as you can see, actual suicide bombers aren't anywhere near as effective as someone just saying there is a suicide bomber. So I guess the terrorists have a new weapon...their mouths. Yeah, I don't think we're going to be leaving this country any time soon, folks.