My Letter to Mattel

Dear Mattel,
First, let me start out by saying that my ideas, suggestions and opinions in the letter herein are in no way meant to solicit any money from you to me. These thoughts of mine are meant solely for the purpose of increasing profit in your company. I seek no recognition or credit should you choose to implement my ideas in your product line.
My ideas target the Barbie line specifically. Of course, millions of barbies have been sold world wide to little girls around the world. They have been enjoyed generation to generation. Younger girls who collected barbies passed on their barbies to their own daughters and many have continued collecting barbies well into their adulthood. Inarguably, far less boys and/or men collect Barbies. Very few at all, indeed. The numbers of Barbies sold around the world could easily double if you use my ideas in you product line.
My first idea is quite a simple one. Simply make the barbies anatomically correct. That is, make the leg, hip, and arm joints more realistic looking. Make it a smooth curve from the legs into the hips and buttocks. Make the buttocks more shapely. Most importantly, give the barbies nipples. That's right. Barbie nipples. Perhaps you could contract out to some other 3rd world nation whose sole national income could be from producing and exporting barbie nipples. They would have to be made out of a softer, rubbery material than the regular plastic in the rest of the barbie.
You no doubt understand why making the barbies anatomically correct would sell more to young boys around the world. More men would also buy these barbies.
Barbies have come a long way since the days of old. We have Cali barbie and Beach Fun barbie and so forth. Barbies with tans and wearing next to nothing out to party and have a good time. With this trend in mind, I've come up with a way to sell more barbies to older boys and young men.
You should introduce a line of "Stripper Barbie". You could have barbie and all her friends in sexy little skimpy stripper outfits. If you need ideas for what kinds of outfits to put on the barbies, go ahead and take a company outting to a local strip club in your area. You could have French Maid barbie or Nurse Barbie, etc. Again, implementing the whole idea of being anatomically correct would increase the appeal of these Stripper Barbies.
Again, I in no way am looking to profit by giving these suggetsions to you. I simply look forward to the product and release of these product lines. Thanks for reading!

Always up for a good barbie,

John