I'll Give you Somethin' to Finger and Lick, Bitch.

From CNN.com - LOUISVILLE, Kentucky (AP) -- A doctor and a consumer group have sued KFC in an effort to stop the chicken chain from cooking with high-fat partially hydrogenated oil.

People are bitching that KFC uses high fat oil to cook their chicken in and people are worried that eating at KFC jeopardizes their kid's health.
Here's what you do:
DON'T FUCKING EAT THERE YOU FUCKING MORON PIECES OF SHIT!!
And who controls what your kids eat? You or Colonel Sanders?!
You're worried about your kid's health? Here's what you do:
Stop using video games to babysit them, get their fat asses off the sofa and away from the computer and while you're at it, why don't you go with them and get some exercise for yourself, you lazy fuck. Start raising your kids right and teach them how to make healthy choices. Your kids are going to eat what you eat and what you give them to eat. At least until they get older at which point, if you have done your job, they will know what is good and what is bad for them. What are you still going reading this? I said get away from the fucking computer! Go get your kids and do some situps together or some shit.
Stop your bitching and stop adding to this whole social mentality that if you don't like something or the way someone does something, then the only answer is to sue them. Let's sue everyone for everything and then they can sue you for sueing them and back and forth until the end of time. Sound like fun? Ok then stop eating at KFC if you don't like it. Let me go and enjoy my KFC chicken and BBQ beans and corn on the cobb and mashed potatoes and whatever else I want. I'm so sick of shit like this. Fucking morons I swear.
If they were to see a piece of shit on the ground, they would literally pick it up and take a bite out of it. Then they would say "hey this tastes like shit". Then they would sue the city for not having a sign next to the shit stating that people shouldn't eat the piece of shit because it might be unhealthy for them.