I'm Ready to Live a Better Life

So I caught the end of a commercial the other day of Wilford Brimley telling me that Liberty could help me live a better life. So I gave the people a call and get this: They can only help you live a better life if you have diabetes? Can you believe that? I mean come on. I don't have diabetes. So they expect me to get fat and eat wayyy too much sugar all the time so that I might develop diabetes so that they can help me live a better life? Bah! Well...those orange suger covered rings are really good..and I do like soda and chocolate. And I like McDonald's food and that dude from "Super Size Me" showed that their food has alot of sugar...I guess I could start there. I gotta go.