Stories From the News....WOW

I read a story on CNN news that a guy murdered his roomate with an axe and then went to a place called "Hideaway Motel" to try to elude the cops. You gotta be a special kind of stupid. He probably flipped through the phonebook looking for a place to stay and he looked up "Hideaway" and found that motel and thought nobody would ever find him there. Stupid bastard.

I read another story on CNN that says there was a funeral in Chicago and gunmen showed up and fired into the crowd. So you kill someone, then show up to the funeral to try to murder their friends and family at the funeral. How big of a fucking coward do you have to be to do some shit like that?

Finally, there's this guy (in the pic) who was caught having sex with a horse...twice...and it was the same horse. Dude was on probation for doing it the first time when he was arrested for doing it the second time. I'm thinking his junk must just be too big for human females and the only vagina that he can use is that of a horse or a whale and a horse is much easier to catch.