USPS: U Stupid Pansies Suck

I posted below a message about a package that went missing. USPS said that they were going to look into what may have happened to the package. That was one week ago today and still nobody has gotten back with me. I left both my work and home numbers. Today, I realized I had another package I that I paid for on July 5th that I still had not received. I emailed the originator. He gave me a delivery confirmation number. I typed it into the USPS website tracking page. It showed it was delivered on, guess what, the same day and at the same time as the other missing package. These are two packages originated from two different parts of the country and supposedly delivered to the same person on the same day at the same time, but they were not delivered. There are delivery CONFIRMATION numbers for crying out loud. Still, I have neither package. So I'll be going back to the post office once again to, most likely, be blown off once again. I mean come on, two packages on the same day go missing? Something out of the ordinary had to have happened and they probably should know what it was. If the mailman was jacked or some kids stole some mail or whatever. Oh yeah...and BOTH of the packages that I had go missing were gold necklaces. Jewelry that was missing...hmmmmm...