Some Things in the News

Nicole Richie arrested for DUI. So what. She's a slut and she's really upset that her career sucks and she does nothing and she's a moocher etc etc. This is not news.
Eric Rudolph (olympic bomber) says he's upset with the living conditions in his supermax prison cell in Colorado. Too fuckin' bad. Here's what you do if you don't like the supermax prison cell sizes: Don't blow shit up and try to kill people.
That is all.