Some Chick Sueing Michael Jackson...please...

Some chick is sueing Michael Jackson basically claiming that any time something negative happens to her, it's his fault. She claims she sent letters to him back in 1985 and that he stalked her and sent people to stalk her for him. She claims he had people slash her tires and vandalize her vehicles. Couldn't have been anyone else right? Had to be Michael Jackson. This chick is sueing for 100 million dollars in damages.
If she wins, I'm going to go ahead with my idea to sue Jessica Alba for using telepathy to invade my mind with dirty thoughts of what I'd like to do to her. That's gotta be worth at least 25 mil.