UFOs Spotted!! Aliens Have Reached Earth!!

First, on 1 Jan, 2007, just a couple days ago, people working at the O'Hare airport in Chicago, IL said that they saw a saucer shaped UFO hovering over the airport before it shot upward through the clouds. The FAA was quick to suggest that it was probably the lights from the airport hitting some clouds that were odd shaped. Keep in mind some of these United employees were PILOTS!! PILOTS!! You'd think a pilot would be able to identify a cloud. Come on...
Second, this morning over Colorado at just after 6am, several people reported seeing a burning object in the sky. They said it was moving slower than a meteor should be moving and it was leaving a trail of debris behind it. I think it's a UFO that was shot down, but check this out. Peterson AFB released a press release that said that this was actually a russian made rocket piece that had re entered the atmosphere and burned up as it crashed back into the Earth. I mean it was QUICK. They released this to the public no more than 4 hours after it actually happened. But check this out. On the radio, during the Bob and Tom show, it was reported that it was actually a flare that was shot into the air to provide more lighting. I assume this report of it being a flare was reported by Ft. Carson personnel.
Sounds to me like the Army and the Air Force need to get together and coordinate their cover stories before they release nonsense to the public!! :D
EDIT: This just in. A piece of debris from space went through a guy's roof in New Jersey. The object is as of yet, unidentified. It's golf ball sized and weighs about as much as a can of soup.