People who drive Cadillacs

There are only two types of people who drive 80s model Cadillacs. Old white women and young black men. The way you tell the difference is the window tint and the size and how shiny the rims are. Oh, and if the trunk is rattling like hell because the dumbshits couldn't figure out how to reduce noise, that's also a tell tale sign of which of the two types is driving it. Then again, if the car is dropped ridiculously close to the ground and the wheels extend out from beyond the cars body and are 13 inches and are gold with white wall tires, then that would be a 3rd category type driver...