Bird Flu

They say that if the bird flu mutates and becomes a version that is airborne and becomes a version that is easily transmitted from human to human (about a 1 in a trillion chance of all of this happening), then it could spread quickly and cause alot of deaths (less than 100 deaths have occured so far and still these people on TV would have you believe it's the most dangerous disease in the world). This all COULD happen. You know what else could happen? Pink elephants with wings COULD fly out of my butt and fly around the room, pooping on everyone's head while playing the kazoo and juggling bowling pins while on fire. Not likely...but possible...again about a 1 in a trillion chance of it happening...