Urinals

I was pissing into a urinal and I was thinking about what would be the perfect distance to be from the urinal while pissing. If I stand too close, I get splashback from my piss hitting the urinal with too much force. If I stand too far back, there's going to be some dribble on the floor and possibly my shoes. I came up with the plan that standing closer is better, because if there is splash, then I can just wash my hands. Plus, I can point down a bit to minimize the splashing. Then I got to thinking about lazy people and how I bet there are people who experience piss splashback and don't wash their hands before they leave the restroom. Next time you think about leaving without washing your hands, remember this: You aren't the only one who uses that urinal. So, when you pee where others have peed and there is splashback, you are getting some of someone else's pee on your hands. Go wash them.

This has been a public service announcement. You're welcome.